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极品士兵之连队囧事第3集剧情

第3集

郭小明(郭丰周 饰)正在做梦梦见自己与班长牛大锋正执行任务,他梦见自己单独深入歹徒虎穴,单打独斗一人干掉所有歹徒,后上级开表彰大会给予郭小明奖励与荣誉,并受万众景仰。在寝室内,班长牛大锋和其它室友看着在床上说梦话傻笑的郭小明而在一旁忍俊不禁。没想到郭小明做的这个梦一语成戬,但是这个事迹与荣耀却是士兵徐赛立下的。上级开表彰大会给许赛以神枪手的称号,并给他立下三等功的荣耀。郭小明因为别人获得了他梦中想要的荣誉,他只能在梦中企望而倍感失落,崔犇犇 却劝解他,刚入伍当兵就想立下功绩是需要时间,不能一直急于立功受奖。这时舒雅和谭小美经过他俩身旁,谭小美从别人口中得知郭小明做梦立功一事而嘲笑他不自量力,舒雅却在一旁鼓励郭小明。又一天,郭小明梦见舒雅被恶人绑架,郭小明则来一出英雄救美,从歹徒手下救下舒雅。郭小明为救舒雅的过程中身受重伤,而舒雅对郭小明的英雄行为百般感动。于是上级开展表彰大会,授予郭小明荣耀,告知众人他勇斗歹徒的英雄事迹,底下所有士兵都对他充满敬仰与崇拜感,郭小明则内心狂喜不已。这时班长牛大峰和寝室其他新兵看着在床上傻笑的郭小明,又在一旁看他笑话。没想到郭小明这次的梦又是一语成戬,只不过这次表彰大会,嘉奖的又不是他而已。上级当众表扬舒雅临危不惧,勇斗歹徒的事迹,继而被授予三等功给予表彰。郭小明因为连队接二连三的有人受表彰,而自己心里越来越感到心情低落,他也想像他们一样立功受奖,但是又找不到立功的方向,便单独找到牛大锋班长谈心,牛大峰便想帮助郭小明重建自信心,但是牛大锋怎么也说不出郭小明身上的优点,这反而让郭小明心情更加低落。最后班长使出浑身解数,使劲夸奖郭小明,称他很聪明是再世小诸葛。这时班长突然灵机一动,想让郭小明运用他的脑袋帮他分析和解决一个情感问题。郭小明立马自信满满,帮牛大锋进行有理有据的分析,说得头头是道。自打郭小明跟班长谈完心之后,自信心又开始回升了。郭小明每天想办法给任何需要帮助的人,贡献自己的力量,次次想助人为乐,却没想到次次都帮了倒忙。郭小明感觉自己没脸见人了,觉得自己好心都干了坏事,而这时崔犇犇却又开导郭小明,告诉他要做力所能及的事情。这时新兵刚训练完回宿舍,听到新兵们在一起诉苦喊累,突然郭小明便眼前一亮,新兵们训练这么苦,他想出偷偷的帮他们都把衣服给洗了,这样他就能成为好雷锋而受人景仰并被表彰嘉奖。郭小明一人偷偷的把所有士兵的衣服都收集起来,独自一人默默的在洗着,这时却突然一声哨响,连长召全连紧急集合。所有人只好穿着被郭小明洗掉的湿衣服在训练场中集合,他们一同在夜晚风中被冻得瑟瑟发抖,而对郭小明百般埋怨,郭小明倍感委屈。火蓝刀锋的龙叔又来到连队,称自己想组织一个三军的欢迎团,便来连队这儿挑选文艺骨干,龙叔询问崔犇犇和郭小明两人有啥特长,两人争先口后的说出自己的优点与特长,两人把优点说完一通之后,最后龙叔又问郭小明还有啥特长,郭小明却傻乎乎的说出脸特长。

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