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极品士兵之连队囧事第12集剧情

第12集

牛班长与女子相亲，相完一轮又一轮，但所有女子都被牛班长吓跑而相亲失败。牛班长回到部队之后，向男兵们吹嘘自己的相亲经历，故意拔高自己的相亲对象，这让大家心生羡慕，其实牛班长这番话是特意说给在一旁的彭小一听。彭小一在一旁听不下去了，指责他显摆而干扰到她们排舞，并以给他提供舞蹈指导为由故意刁难以报复他。晚上李参谋埋怨牛班长眼光太高，为何自己给他介绍的相亲对象他都看不上，李参谋便与牛班长杠上了，要继续给他介绍对象，直到成功为止。第二天牛班长因胃疼便去卫生队找彭小一看病，正在彭小一给他开药时，李参谋又来找牛班长，告知他又帮他约好了相亲对象，牛班长见彭小一也在，便故意口是心非的答应。而彭小一在一旁听到内心不爽，本来要给牛班长开胃药却突然说必须得打针才能好，牛班长听到立马逃走了，事后彭小一心里还是关心着牛班长，便特意让谭小美把药去拿给牛班长。彭小一来到男兵队，亲自来为男兵提供舞蹈艺术指导意见。牛班长接到家中母亲的电话，催他相亲结婚，而牛班长却表示不愿再相亲，但由于母亲的咄咄逼人，他没办法为了让母亲放心只能向母亲保证，必定会把处对象的事情排上日程，最后牛班长便故意找借口挂了电话。李参谋给牛班长介绍的相亲对象居然亲自来到连队，牛班长心里虽不太愿意，但人家亲自来了便只能去应付一下，牛班长故意露拙想让女方放弃，最后李参谋来到带来了真正要给他介绍的对象，是李参谋未婚妻的闺蜜，牛班长这时才发现自己刚刚认错了相亲对象而感到尴尬不已。李参谋给牛班长和介绍对象制造单独相处机会，却在路上碰巧遇见彭小一，牛班长跟彭小一打招呼，彭小一却不予置理，牛班长特意表现出对那名女子的冷落，想方设法拒绝她。晚上睡觉时，彭小一跟牛班长两人心中有事而辗转反侧怎么也睡不着。在演出开始之前，彭小一与牛班长都有心事而闷闷不乐，各队员们看到都甚觉奇怪。女兵在进行舞蹈演出时，彭小一在演出时却一直心不在焉，牛班长上台时为大家表演一首诗朗诵《一个士兵的爱情》，牛班长上台时才发现台本空空如也，正在自己手足无措时，彭小一主动上台，告诉大家，她与牛班长要共同合作，为大家带来诗朗诵《我们的爱情》，两人一唱一和，讲述着一段属于他们自己的爱情，大家听到动容不已。郭小明(郭丰周 饰)在部队时突然烟瘾犯了想抽烟，便想爬墙出去买烟，却在外面看到一个老头，便把钱扔给那个老头让他帮忙去买，郭小明没想到的是那老头居然是部队的师长。

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